Huangyangtan - Area 51 connection?
It's down to 27 C / 80 F in here in my apartment, which hasn't yet been attacked by Chinese jets. A good time to add more information.
T-Portal in Croatia (Germany's T-Com / T-Online service there) has picked up on the story. My Croatian is a bit rusty, most of the comments have something to do with Area 51. Hmm, maybe they're on to something, those Croatians. Have the Chinese built a competitor to Area 51? Or maybe they have their own UFO and have moved it closer to but still a safe distance from Beijing. You know how aliens are; when you transplant them, you want their environment to stay familiar. So the Chinese have made a replica of the Aksai Chin region, where their aliens originally landed, to make their guests' new location more comfortable.
Don't forget those food-money PayPal donations to FeedMyGEHabit@yahoo.com. KenGrok will continue to do his best to uncover the Huangyangtan mystery.
posted by Found in China @ Saturday, July 22, 2006
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Nah, it's not an Area 51 connection, it's a Santeria connection! The Chinese army is developing a super secret voodoo weapon.
Here's how it works: When they use a magnifying glass to destroy model cities, the real cities burn. All it takes is a few sacrificial chickens and some precious bodily fluids and they'll be well on their way to world domination!
So if a model of your home town appears on Google Earth, start packing.
[cue X-Files theme music]
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